|(This fabulous cartoon is nicked somewhere else)
Author’s Note: This post is male friendly.
Hello and welcome to Gadget Jones Diary– an extension to Beauty and the Bullshit that talks about anything gadget for power women- be it blenders, cellphones, cameras, vacuum cleaner to phone apps – I have an opinion. And if I don’t, my guest bloggers do (you will meet them soon:-)
You might raise an eyebrow and ask what business I have as a beauty blogger reviewing these gadget thingies.
Well, being a female, I am always right.
And because I am as well a mechanical engineer, I can tell you why things are wrong. So- yeah.
Let me start off by introducing you to the concept of ergonomics. You might have heard of the term called “user interface”which is kind of the same.
The concept is easy- if it is easy to use, almost instinctive that is- then the design takes into consideration human traits, habits, characteristics – the machine, we say adapts to the man. An example would be Apple products. The manual is hardly a page (if there even is a manual at all) and you follow your instincts to work the machine.
On the other hand, if even after you have read the 200 page manual and it stil leaves you clueless, if it forces you to change your natural movements, thinking process to work the machine, then the engineers have failed on the ergonomic front.
This is the reason why I am at odds with this SEO shit. The concept is to design your content so machine can find you easily and can have many followers and get famous and rich quick. That means nice graphics are deprioritized as machines can’t appreciate them. And titles are thought of for machines not for beauty of semantics.
In redesigning the new blog which you have yet to see (as my webmaster has gone AWOL last minute- another story there), my beautiful graphics are rejected in favor of machine readability.
And so i say a big “f*ck you” to machine readability. No matter how much machines can trace me, it is still people who will read, appreciate and recommend this blog. (Phew, I am still pissed off, so am venting sorry….)
So the next time a gadget makes you feel idiotic- it’s not you- it’s perhaps bad design.
The new blog design is not yet ready but I am posting these new topics nonetheless as promised. It will get arranged soon. Thanks for bearing with me.