DISCLAIMER

(Photo credit: Ava Gardner)

Though I have taken it upon myself to confess to all my bullshit, not unless I am married to OJ Simpson‘s lawyer (that is the old Kardashian geezer, non?),  I cannot call all products, people or companies by their real names.

Instead, I give them cute little monickers like Damien or Lucifer– for even as much as Lady Gaga makes prison sooo fabulous in her last video, writing memoirs from Jail ala Mandela is not my bag.

I may also at times exaggerate for drama, sarcasm or PMS to drive a point.  I usually  make the exaggeration very obvious but I believe it is safer that I  include the disclaimer here for people who really deal with gajillions of dollars.

So that being said, if you think that what I have blogged resembles your evil company, person or product – my answer to you is something inspired from a Carly Simon song-

“You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.”